Take Down Craigslist: End Prostitution Now
Attorney Generals across the nation have finally found the driving force behind the success of the worlds’ oldest profession – Craigslist. If only their predecessors had such insight, the Inquisition, our Puritan Father and even Chairman Mao would have had a much easier time ridding the world of EROTIC SERVICES. Now with the target in their sights they can go forth and purge the world, or at least the internet, from the blight that is prostitution.
As we all know, the statistics on the use of prostitutes, the death of prostitutes, the death of women, killing of female dogs and both illegal and over the counter drug use have been on the rise since the launch of Craigslist. That this scourge to humanity has been left to run 24/7 for so long is a source of constant amazement to this reporter. With Craigslist purified, society can be assured in an uplift in morals, church-going and white collar crimes.
If only these men and women had acted sooner. They might have prevented natural disasters big and small, countless crimes in middle class suburbs, thousands of divorces and perhaps even the most recent outbreak of the Swine Flu.
Alas, not even the maceration of Craigslist could have saved Eliot Spitzer, the former Governor reportedly used the phone.
